Merhaba and welcome old friends and new!

I've been called a number 'a things in my life; Ottoman empire, Turkiye, old man, Asshole.. but you can call me Sadiq.

I'm a lot friendlier than some other countries would have 'ya believe. I mean shoot, I was the one that invented Baklava. Yeah that's right, I did it. Me.

Damn recipe stealin' brats and their propaganda and lies..

Er.. anyway.. Why don'tcha come speak 'ta me yourself? I'll even haggle a good price at the market on a brand new hookah for ya! Those shop keepers never stand a chance against my bargaining charms~. -Whisker stroke.-